About Hands of lettuce

In a world where investors tremble with every market fluctuation… Where charts create more drama than a Mexican soap opera……

It was born: the first coin made by cowards, for cowards.

🌿 HANDS OF LETTUCE COIN 🌿

Created by an anonymous group of traders who sell even on the rumor that it's going to rain... Forged in the fire of FOMO and seasoned with pure desperation... This is the crypto that doesn’t promise to go to the moon — but maybe it will take a little trip underground with a lot of charisma.

📉 When everyone shouts HODL, 👋 you shout: 'It's time to sell everything!'

And now, with Mãos de Alface Coin, you can proudly invest in your emotional instability!

Because in the end, if the market is going to fall…May you fall with style and a good laugh.

Why Hands of lettuce

  • Because you are already Lettuce Hands. All you need is the coin.

    Do you despair at the first red candle? Do you sell at the bottom and buy at the top? Do you live with regret and swear that “next time, you’ll hold on”?

    My friend, accept it: you are already a natural Lettuce Hands. So why not monetize this talent?

  • It is the only currency that values cowardice.

    While other cryptos reward the strong and patient, Lettuce Hands Coin celebrates the ancient art of jumping ship before it sinks (or sets sail).

    📉 Here, panic selling is a feature, not a bug.

  • Because laughing at your loss is better than crying in the shower.

    The crypto market can be cruel. But with Lettuce Hands, you can turn your questionable decisions into an inside joke, a meme, and even a profit (or almost).

    💬 “I lost money, but I gained engagement.”

  • It's a community, not a crypto.

    On the Lettuce Hands blockchain, there are no experts, only survivors. It's a safe place to talk:

    🗣️ “Yes, I sold my Bitcoin in 2015. And I would do it again.”

  • Because it may not go up, but it will go viral.

    You don't buy Lettuce Hands to get rich (but what if...). You buy it to be part of the chaos, the joke and the revolution of the weak-minded.

    😂💸 Is it an investment? Is it a meme? Is it an identity.

HODL

  • 5,120 Sell at the bottom, buy at the top… and repeat like a sacred ritual
  • 8,192 Become a market analyst… based on your zap aunt's hunches
  • 4,096 Do you know all the cryptos you would have gotten rich if you had held
  • 2,048 The graphic sneezes and he's already trying to sell even the Wi-Fi
  • 1,024 It always comes back saying: Now I'm going to hold on tight.

FAQ

O que é a Mãos de Alface Coin?

🧻 É uma criptomoeda criada especialmente para os que não seguram nada. Se você vende quando o gráfico respira, ela é sua alma gêmea digital. Ela não promete ir à lua. No máximo, uma voltinha no porão.

É a única moeda que valoriza a covardia.

Enquanto outras criptos premiam os fortes e pacientes, a Mãos de Alface Coin celebra a arte milenar de pular do barco antes de afundar (ou zarpar). 📉 Aqui, vender no pânico é feature, não bug.

Porque rir do prejuízo é melhor do que chorar no banho.

O mercado cripto pode ser cruel. Mas com Mãos de Alface, você transforma suas decisões duvidosas em piada interna, meme e até lucro (ou quase isso). 💬 “Perdi dinheiro, mas ganhei engajamento.”

É uma comunidade, não uma cripto.

Na blockchain da Mãos de Alface, não existem experts, só sobreviventes. É um lugar seguro para falar: 🗣️ “Sim, eu vendi meu Bitcoin em 2015. E faria de novo.”

Porque ela pode não subir, mas vai viralizar.

Você não compra Mãos de Alface pra enriquecer (mas vai que…). Você compra pra fazer parte do caos, da piada e da revolução dos fracos de espírito. 😂💸 É investimento? É meme? É identidade.